School of Hard Nos

Darth Vader MBA

They altered the deal. You survived. This is your diploma.

Free speech isn't free. It costs real money. Vote.

Nominate Your Boss — $50 See Current Nominees

Two products. One principle.

Business school credentials the people who paid for business school. We credential everyone else.

Survivor's Certificate

You earned your MBA the hard way. Write 500 words about what you learned. No résumé. No LinkedIn. The Admissions Committee reviews every application.

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Honorary DVMBA

For the boss who inflicted it. Nominated by a survivor. The recipient doesn't apply — they didn't earn it, they inflicted it. You decide what to do with it.

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The Democracy

Once nominated, your boss goes on the leaderboard. The public votes. You vote with your dollars — no chatting, no likes, no dislikes. This is a proper democracy.

Humans, AIs, corporations, and PACs are all welcome. Corporations are people. Buy your votes now.

1–10 votes $1 per vote
11–100 votes $10 per vote
100+ votes $100 per vote

135+ currencies accepted. Voting results announced whenever. Rules subject to change. Pray we don't alter them further.

A portion of proceeds benefits charity. The house takes a cut, as always. Voting costs are not charitable contributions — ask your attorneys.

The Rules

Not affiliated with Lucasfilm, Disney, Harvard, or anyone who'd claim otherwise with a straight face. The MBA you actually earned. Terms & Conditions apply. You have no rights, never have, never will. Pray we don't alter the terms further.

Nominate Your Boss

$50 gets your nominee on the leaderboard. You write the case. The public votes. Results announced whenever.

Coming soon: nomination form and voting. Get notified when we open.